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14 Sarah Jessica Parker, January 1995 Getty Images Pre-Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker flexed her style skills in a short black slip dress and sheer tights

Fashion pundits and people Tweeting at home were quick to say that Cyrus didn't really take the theme to its full potential, especially when compared to other attendees

You can see how I did this in the lengthy video above

I can't remember if it's removable (and I can't find the Vera Wang handout thingy to save my life), but I'm feeling like if the dress and butt flower were all ivory or white, the butt flower might be the kind of fashiony detail that a risk-taking bride might embrace