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If you struggle opening your own backdoor
Pages are black and white
Buy it to laugh at Andrew No Mates' expense
The Little Bean
The Mattress Actress Edition:Autographed If you struggle opening your*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY *** Ever wonder what the life of a successful mattress actress looks like? Look no further! The Mattress Actress is a confession book (pure fiction, not based on any real people) and it's quite funny, even if I do say so myself. Buy this book if: You are a mattress actress You want to give this to a mattress actress you know You enjoy silly adult themed humour You want to support a very small author who does this in her